@HonestToddler: So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack.
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@pleatedjeans: Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall
@KKBowls: "I know what you look like naked" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her.
@Canadian_Cutie_: I had to use a rotary phone to try to get concert tickets so don't you tell me Ticket Master online is taking too long
@TheMichaelRock: Cinderella taught girls that it's ok if a guy has no idea what you look like as long as he's a prince.