@Matty_Softmitts: So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
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@david8hughes: [first day as Niagara Falls tour guide] And to the left you can see [frantically flips through your guide] water.
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.
@Marcmywords2: Wore my hair in a ponytail to Walmart and 4 people asked me to defend them in Drug Possession Cases. Court starts Monday.
@shatty48: Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets.