@IntrepidDeviant: So she was like, "Put on some protection". I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes.
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@GlennWool: when the news anchor says "if you know anything about the crime please contact police" dont call the police and re-tell the news story
@causticbob: I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" I thought to myself "That sounds like a fair trade"
@El_nacho_Nigre: So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?