@blippoblappo: so Slate set up a "who can write the worst article" competition today
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@evanrhorne: "Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs." - inventor of Whopper Candies.
@theshamingofjay: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs
@AdamUrbane: This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground.