@blippoblappo: so Slate set up a "who can write the worst article" competition today
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@TheCatWhisprer: They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies.
@OneTrickTofani: Just so u know guys I literally covered my roommates bed in 324 pieces of cornbread 2 make it a "cornbed" so ur fakes puns mean nothing 2 me
@ixix82: *remembers company is coming* *checks all the garbage cans, switching out Walmart bags for real trash bags like some sort of rich person*