@JaneBadall: So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery.
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@neiltyson: While eating as a guest at other people’s homes, I’m thinking their dogs are genetically obligated to-convince you they’ve never, ever been fed.
@mommywhitfield: *Toddler walks up, kisses my knee, turns away* "Aw! Aren't you sweet?" *Toddler kisses refrigerator, cabinet door and dishwasher* "Oh."
@AwsomeHairDay: If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google.
@SteveSuckington: "What should we put in the middle of this mall?" How bout some chairs? "That idea sucks" A little pond to throw money in? "Oh hell yeah"