@Cali_Kid_Mike: So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?
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@donni: Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly
@theshamingofjay: It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight.