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@my_bitz: So true for me
@Shock_Monster: How To Get Rich:
1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson.
2. Empty it the next day.
3. Become a millionaire.
@Birdhumms: "Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship"
*me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share.
@KimmyMonte: You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse
@OhMrWonka: One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die.
@68Cly29: Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges