@my_bitz: So true for me
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@rickygervais: The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case.
@vapidaccount: ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts.
@Donna_McCoy: Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight. Me: Then what? Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it. Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm.