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@STOPFLEXIN: So we asked papa johns to write a joke on our pizza
@heatherlou_: Enable location? Seriously, Twitter? Have you met some of these folks?
@954LeenO: I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity
@oxygenplug: "we're out of bread"
"ciabatta be kidding!"
[waiter takes out gun]
"make another bread pun and ur toast, pal... shit"
[i take out my gun]
@causticbob: And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first.