@STOPFLEXIN: So we asked papa johns to write a joke on our pizza
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@ibid78: [raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much
@GrantTanaka: showed up to a party wearing the same shirt as someone else, how did we both fit in one shirt
@daemonic3: WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind
@notalogin: First they came for the people who say "Awesome sauce," and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it.