@Dutch_50: So, wearing fur is wrong but wearing a Hawaiian shirt is OK? Do they even know how many Hawaiians had to die to make that shirt?
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@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?
@ObscureGent: When I die, I'm going out guns blazing with all hell coming with me. *Dies eating gas station sushi
@panmidwest: Pro Tip: Make sure you wear your Fitbit on your dominant hand so you get credit every time you lift an ice cream cone to your mouth.