@LittleMissZesty: So when a cat pounces on a stranger's lap and demands tickles it's "cute" but when I do it I'm "causing trouble in Starbucks" again. Jeez!
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@PanicRestroom: I didn't say you are fat, I just said that going out with you feels like going on a double date
@DomBorrett: I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story
@Chumpstring: Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal.