@_SetTheHook_: So, when people say "LOLZ", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?
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@cuppajosh: With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!
@sameblacklist: There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned.
@jonnysun: LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back? STENOGRAPHER: "I Did The Murder." JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed