@Beatonm5: So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??
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@QwertyJones3: [dog park] Go get it, boy! *dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever
@Naked_Superman: Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok…[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*
@itsmovies: In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.
@robdelaney: .@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?