@sfreeze6: So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?
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@WheelTod: Me: How old is your daughter? Her: She'll be 4 next week. Me: *audible sigh (Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she... NOW.
@Faceyspace: Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever.
@SortaBad: Me: how old is your daughter? Person: she's 31 months Me: ok but like how old in minutes?