@imence2: "So you think you can dance." should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers.
@TheTweetParrot: Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window.
@CharmandBrains: I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict.
@Moronyc: A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer
@brendohare: Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas
@njlitigator: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the Judge.