@imence2: "So you think you can dance." should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers.
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@omgthatspunny: Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small
@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? He replied....chicken. Thank god he is good looking.
@ObscureGent: All those years of school never taught me the most important life lesson. Green gummy bears are strawberry flavored.