@Vice_Queen: So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?
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@mattsurely: Why are you even asking me that mom. I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that.
@AndyAsAdjective: *stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*
@KatieBurnett: The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror
@tiffanygraceful: Gonna buy an old beat up car for the sole purpose of rear ending the hell outta people I let over and don't get the thank you wave.