@Vice_Queen: So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?
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@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
@goolicker: There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer.
@JennUflect: Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid.
@mattsurely: My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go