@Vice_Queen: So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?
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@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
@i_Lean: And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.
@alexwyse: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.