@TheTweetOfGod: Social media is one of the best things to ever happen to stupidity.
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@UncleDuke1969: Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects.
@JohnLyonTweets: -Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. -He has sex with fish? -He's dead. -I'm not surprised. Having sex with fish doesn't sound very safe.
@BigBagOfScum: And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids.