@Goggner: Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?
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@Daniel_Sloss: Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!