@AnkCoupleTO: 1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun

@TheAlexNevil: This new diet is awesome: I can eat all the donuts I want and die happy.

@mustlovewaffles: I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.

@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.

@imshitimsorry: aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?