@Goggner: Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?
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@timdonakowski: Naming your child “Roger” is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio.
@shatterpants: I just want to wear futuristic clothes & run up to people, ask them what year it is and the date and run away screaming "There's still time"
@Sarcasticsapien: Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking "Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"