@ozzyunc: Society's a wreck because Superman has nowhere to change.
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@Storminika: I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, "don't do this"
@wickedsuga: Just found a pill in the bottom of my purse. Have no clue what it is, but I'm real excited to take it and see what happens.
@MableGertrude: If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades.