@ozzyunc: Society's a wreck because Superman has nowhere to change.
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@elle91: My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.
@NotARatsAss: My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it.
@robfee: Worst things the parents do on Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza