@: socrates: to do is to be
plato: to be is to do
scooby: do be do
@MUMSIEesq: ME: My husband says you use special traps that put the mice outside to play with their friends
EXTERMINATOR [LOOKS AT HUSBAND]: umm, yeaahh
@djdarrellripley: Him: If they ask you any questions, just play stupid. You know nothing....
Me: Oh, I think I can handle that.
@djdarrellripley: Her: We can't drive the car, it's stuck in the mud... Doesn't it help if you put something under the back tires?
Me: Are you volunteering?
@mcyost: the discourse is thriving
@KenJennings: People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like "Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph."