@: socrates: to do is to be
plato: to be is to do
scooby: do be do
@botandy: when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology
@iamspacegirl: hello I cannot come to work today I'm thinking about sad ghost pigeons slowly sinking down through the statues they loved to sit on in life.
@lovemydogduck: My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
@ArfMeasures: Wife: We named you after Grandma
Me: Yes that was my idea!
Grandma: They all laugh at me at school
@ManvAlcohol: What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.