@Robski_Boy: Sold my wife on ebay. Dreading the buyer feedback.
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@KattsDogma: "How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund." - How ING Bank got its name
@SortaBad: John: There are places... Paul: I remember George: All my life, though... Ringo: How can antibiotics and pro-biotics both be good for you
@tchrquotes: 6yo:You can't eat chips before dinner! Me:YOU can't. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. *Wife walks in*: What's that? Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?
@mellimelle: The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule.