@Robski_Boy: Sold my wife on ebay. Dreading the buyer feedback.
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@MindyFurano: Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
@DadandBuried: I'm so sick of everyone asking if I *really* hate my kids. They're just jokes, people. Annoying, inconvenient jokes who are ruining my life.