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@david8hughes: [soldier dying in my arms]
"You take this & you give it to my wife."
"No [pushes watch back to soldier] she lives really far away from me."

[soldier dying in my arms]
“You take this & you give it to my wife.”
“No [pushes watch back to soldier] she lives really far away from me.”

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