@Diversion50: [solicitor reading my will]
"He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose],
He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard".
![[solicitor reading my will]
“He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose],
He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard”.](/cache/88720.jpg)
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Bexdora: INTERVIEWER: It says here you can communicate telepathically? ME: IN: Is this an ability you have always had? ME: IN: Please say something.
@Eric_Bader: Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means.
@themiltron: god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan
@SortaBad: *slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* "No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"
@TheTweetOfGod: Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems
COMMENTS