@Diversion50: [solicitor reading my will]
"He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose],
He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard".
![[solicitor reading my will]
“He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose],
He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard”.](/cache/88720.jpg)
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