@Harbinger_one: Some call it alcoholism, I call it "keeping my emotions hydrated"
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@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.
@SirEviscerate: OSTRICH: *buries head in sand* ANTELOPE: You're crazy! OSTRICH: Shut your mouth and help me bury the rest of him. I'm NOT going back to jail
@Reverend_Scott: God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10.