@Harbinger_one: Some call it alcoholism, I call it "keeping my emotions hydrated"
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@funnyordie: Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.
@Hilarious_Idiot: Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good..
@TheAlexP: [1st date] *recalls buddy said women like a manly man* *but also, be sensitive* I like to work with my hands, But splinters make me cry.