@CWKhalil: Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money.
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@robfee: There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."
@SCbchbum: I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving.
@LuvPug: I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble
@theDanLawler: A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours.