@CWKhalil: Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money.
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@kumailn: Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience.
@iRowlf: "Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!" -Vin Diesel eating a purse
@QueefTornado: "I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
@hippieswordfish: hey, a mime! *mime starts having heart attack* hes pretending to die lol *mime collapses* *hours later still watching his body* wow hes good