@_Like_A_Dimond: Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage..
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@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.
@yonewt: Searching for that special woman to share my interest in candlelit dinners, walks on the beach, and losing my shit over inanimate objects
@illuminatedwndr: I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit
@Samiam556: They won't give me insurance on my phones anymore, but yet they don't make phones that survive being thrown against walls? It's nonsense...