@_Like_A_Dimond: Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage..
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@QwertyJones3: A girl called me "sir" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times.
@ThePocketJustin: Police:Is there anything you can tell us about your attacker. Me:He was much better at fighting than me. Police:Ok is there anything else?
@Book_Krazy: Me: I'm so excited! I just planted my first Azalea. Iggy: Help! Let me out of here! Me: Hush! Flowers don't talk silly.
@semple42: I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she's gonna be pissed.