@ramblinma: Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point.
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@Home_Halfway: I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality.
@ddsmidt: When my hairdresser asked me if I intentionally styled my hair like that, I panicked. I told her someone jumped me in the parking and styled it. I’m a quick thinker you know.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Hey guys. Stop touching your wife's pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her.
@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.