@Phook75: Some days when I think back on music from the late 90's I often get a little blue da ba dee da ba die..
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@daemonic3: [grocery store] Ok, milk... Check! Eggs... Check! Tomatoes... Check! "Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"
@ilovepie84: I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name.
@just1fool: You know what they say about a man with average sized feet. It's really easy to find shoes for him.