@jwoodham: Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down.
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@KristinGnr: To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic
@KiayaFaye: I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward
@audipenny: *carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*
@StarWarsProblms: Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.