@ElgatoEsmio: SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!
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@kelkulus: A dating app called "Hinder" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything.
@ryan_rachryan80: I use so many age defying crinkle creams that I don't have finger prints anymore.
@thatdutchperson: [Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries."