@Eightinchgoat: Some dude just asked if I was "herb friendly". I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it.
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@QwertyJones3: NURSE: Do you drink alcohol? ME: No NURSE: Do you do drugs? ME: *sigh* No NURSE: Are you sexually active? ME: *just starts crying*
@girlontapas: Establish dominance by licking the spoon and then putting it back in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner.