@BruceForce: Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0.
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@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.
@Cheeseboy22: The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
@ImaFlyontheWall: Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats