@Sassafrantz: Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine.
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@OwensDamien: I don’t think Major Tom was much of an astronaut - Ground Control had to tell him to put his helmet on, FFS. That’s pretty basic stuff.
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :(
@TomTheWicked: If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter.
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad