@LizHackett: Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, "I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"
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@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.