@Jandalize: If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white.
@iamspacegirl: [after blowing out all the candles on my cake]
him: Did you wish for world peace again?
me: haha of course.
*A WILD SQUIRTLE APPEARS*
@fro_vo: Angel: welcome to heaven
Me: holy shit
Angel: ooh you swore get out
Devil: welcome to hell
Me: holy shit
Devil: ugh u said holy get out
@JohnLyonTweets: Hot coffee: Perfect! Iced coffee: Delicious! Room-temperature coffee: The most disgusting liquid on earth.
@MartaEffing: When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic.
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