@Cheeseboy22: Some jerk called me "pretentious" so I called him a "planktupus." I can make up nonsense words too.
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@jtswhipped: I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said "Classy" and my brain leaked out of my ear.
@StorybookBlonde: My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown.
@courtneyno: The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours.