@Hmmm_er: She: 5 mins babe
*discovers a new planet*
*travels to it*
She: 5 mins babe
@Marlinaire: Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
@gossipgriII: how do lawyers argue without crying
@MeetingBoy: I've wasted the best years of my life waiting for people to join conference calls.
@TheMichaelRock: I can either be on time or wearing pants.