@llvvzz: Some of my best friends started out as bad choices.
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@KamanCider: Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
@HiddleDeeDee: You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid.
@dmc1138: I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet.