@Douchekevin: Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men.
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@alanferrier: Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?
@Smartassylassy: I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!
@Prof_Hinkley: [emailing eHarmony match] Her: describe yourself Me: brown hair, kinda stalky Her: lol you mean stocky Me [through her bedroom window]: No