@Parentpains: Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days.
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@Skullcat: My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes
@VictorscarletJ: I know we just got divorced, but would you mind showing my girlfriend how to make an omelet the way I like them?
@ArfMeasures: HER: You've run over my dog ME: I'm so sorry HER: You're gonna have to replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please