@Parentpains: Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days.
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@AwkwardComedy: "Password is incorrect" *resets password* "New password cannot be the same as the old password"
@fro_vo: COP: do you know how fast you were going ME: no do you COP: yes ME: *twirls hair* what else do u know about me
@JessicaValenti: Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots.”
@porters: In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes "Kodak" with "Kodak."