@Dawn_M_: Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year.
From all of us, thank you x
@JustDontBugMe: When I found out that my neighbour is allergic to cats
I bought one
And I have never seen him since.
@_youhadonejob: Suddenly I'm not thirsty.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Your neck. There's an axe for that.
@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.
@TheCiscoKidder: My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, "Big pee pee!" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on.