@Dawn_M_: Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year.
From all of us, thank you x
@AnOrangeSNES: Senior: *Gets diploma* I'm glad all the cliquey high school stuff is behind me
Principal: *Laughs for the rest of the graduation ceremony*
@JanineEB4: This cop standing next to my car wouldn't let me finish my tweet until I signed something for him.
Why are some people so needy?!
H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame?
M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line.
@Vodkantots: Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma'am?
Me: No, I'm just dizzy b/c I'm having a heavy flow day. It's really clotty and...
Cop: You're free to go.
@itchyturtle: I said "You're not the boss of me" to my boss and it came true.