@Dawn_M_: Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year.
From all of us, thank you x
@chiggerweeds: Finally figured out that 'YOLO' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag.
@jonnysun: gettin prety good at makin baloon animals, so far i can make:
- a snake
- dog, hot
- 2 snakes
@_sweet_ham: My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.
@ThRealBallsDeep: *Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch*
@Xoolun: Went to the gym and asked the trainer.
Could you help me do splits?
Trainer: Sure How flexible are you?
Me: I can only do Thursday.