@Dawn_M_: Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year.
From all of us, thank you x
@thenatewolf: *The doctor hands me my son. I see that he's Asian. I look at my wife*
WIFE: I tried to tell-
ME: the stork flew so far!
@anbrll00: I tried saving a cat in a tree but the darn thing wouldn't accept Jesus.
@StatMan_Who: Are @bt_uk responsible for the crime and violence in our society? @funTweeters @TheComedyHumor @OurNameIsFun
@AdamBroud: [Truth or Dare]
Her: What's your biggest secret?
Salazar Slytherin: *sweating* No secrets here haha. Definitely not a chamber full of 'em
@jonnysun: whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him