@Dawn_M_: Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year.
From all of us, thank you x
@KeetPotato: "if you could be any animal what would you be"
"why a cat"
[imagines being a complete shithead for literally no reason]
naps and stuff
@NotMarkAllen: I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad.
@thenatewolf: *Orders pizza*
What a night
And a text? Killing it
ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising
@StellaGMaddox: My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.
@ericsshadow: ME: my son ran away
COP: we won't rest until we find him
ME: [swiping LEGO aside with both feet] no rush