@Dawn_M_: Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year.
From all of us, thank you x
@shashaintl: Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're..
Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me?
HS: ..blocking the pickles.
@FatherWithTwins: 4yo: I want to play squirt guns
Me: You mean when you squirt me all day and laugh, and if I squirt you, you cry?
Me: Okay, let's go
@_GPL_: Doctor: How's your headache?
Patient: She's out of town.
@TheMichaelRock: HR: Do you want your name on the October birthday list?
HR: Why not?
Me: Because I'm not in Kindergarten.
@ThatDudeF: Telling our kids we were born before the Internet is going to be the new 'I walked to school in the snow without shoes'