@Dawn_M_: Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year.
From all of us, thank you x
@House_Feminist: Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on
@Matty_Lombardo: Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight!
Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise?
Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out.
@_sleepysmile: Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
@SamDelanche: Impatient means she's restlessly eager, inpatient means she lives in a mental hospital...
Learned that one the hard way.
@NYC_Blonde: By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle.