@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
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@Laddy42: I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said "No!". For one thing, we don't have any kids...
@QwertyJones3: Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed.
@SocialExtortion: I hate going to the dentist, he is always like "did you eat Oreos before you came in?" and "you are still eating Oreos, I can see you"
@sickipediabot: Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear