@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
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@philmann: Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich
@LADaddy: There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too.
@LindseyEllison2: If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me.
@truegritrumble: ME: *looks up from tarot card* So is Death laughing at a smoldering corpse a good thing? PSYCHIC: *wide-eyed* At this point, I don't know.