@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
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@corysnearowski: My girlfriend broke up with me. I am devastated. How could you. I did everything. I surprised you with burgers every night
@JoParkerBear: Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president.
@samuelhlowe: The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day.
@QuotingJokes: I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.