@Jesssicle: Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.
@ArfMeasures: ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on
BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress
@DrinkingDad: "This is bullshit" - bull farmer giving barn tours
@ItsDumbTweets: Omg 😂😂😂
@DannyZuker: "No woman, no cry." - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend.
@MomOnFire: Big Foot rental costumes are surprisingly realistic and terrifying at 4am around the bonfire at the party I wasn't invited to.