@Jesssicle: Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.
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@murrman5: [to psychic gf] the spirits you talk to make fun of me don't they "no" [she laughs for no reason] AHHHH *punching the air* FIGHT ME SPIRITS
@turtledumplin: Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager "i love you" Now we wait
@caliluvgirl77: I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.