@Leemanish: Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor.
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@rockymomax: ME: [wearing donuts as glasses] did u just call me immature WIFE: yes ME: [removes donuts & tries to clean with shirt] your moms immature
@better_off_dad: I can't believe they get women to pay so much for those boots & can't even spell 'Ugly' right...
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."
@_The_Man__: I replaced the glass in my bathroom windows so the tree outside can see exactly what I do with toilet paper. You know what paper is? I yell