@crunchenhancer: Some people age like wine, others age like milk.
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@XplodingUnicorn: When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever.
@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
@itsmovies: In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.