@RamblingMachine: Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough.
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@withanewname: "Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]
@EmergencyQB: How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?
@Im_Tricia: Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it."
@web_supergirl: coworker asked me if I needed a hug and now he doesn't work here because people that are on fire can't work.