@twayne1010: Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?
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@clindsaysway: We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house.
@vikkaroni: My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape.
@Brampersandon_: "Sir u have a hernia" "Haha c'mon doc don't u mean a HISnea?" "No I meant hern-" "Im obviously a guy. How did u even get a medical license?"