@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window.
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@Thynebear: [In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*
@Flykins: regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes
@LoneWolfStories: Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours by smiling and waving back at them.