@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window.
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@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.
@HomeProbably: The last time I was this drunk and covered in glitter, it had nothing to do with Christmas.
@Ilovelamp1979: RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying "Thank You", after you've held the door for them.
@StephenBCramer: The bible says you can't buy your way into heaven but there isn't a church in the country that won't encourage you to try.