@Papa_Mex: Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them
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@HolycrapitsaKat: No thanks "protected account". You can't trick me into following you! For all I know, you could be a vegan.
@andrewdrafts: If I say "Bloody Mary" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?
@Robert_Beau: Boss: You gonna get any work done today? Me: Sorry Boss, I was up late watching the game, I'll pick it up. B: Who won? M: Jack Daniels
@Tmoney68: I ran without my headphones today & was reminded that I feel better about my fitness when my soundtrack isn't my panicked gasping breathing.