@fillthevacuum: Some people around here retweet like it's coming out of their booze allowance.
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@joerogan: There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again.
@ch000ch: I wanna get HAMMERED tonight. Seriously? Yeah, drunk as hell, bro. Riiight. Of course, of course. *quietly slides hammer back into sleeve*
@TheBoydP: Me: If the sun has a finite life can we really save the planet? Wife: TAKE THE RECYCLING OUT!
@noog: One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel.