@Shakti_Shetty: Some people enter your life just to improve your pronunciation.
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@P_Liesenhoff: US customs officer during passport check at airport: You were born in Beirut? Why the GER passport?? Me: No, it’s Bayreuth, see, the spelling is different! Him: What’s the difference? Me: My town is in GER, the other is in the Middle East. Him: Sir! Are you from the Middle East??
@UnFitz: Her: You secretly think your taste in music is superior to everyone else’s. Me: Secretly? No.
@kelkulus: The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity.